oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just saw a hot homeless man
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i will never coherently bang her
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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