I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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