I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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