Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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