I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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