Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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