She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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