That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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