my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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