Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
God, I missed his penis.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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