So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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