How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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