she smelled like a LAN party
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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