And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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