handjob tips. give me some.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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