Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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