so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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