She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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