theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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