Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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