Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My ass is underappreciated
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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