So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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