Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Holy shit dude........stairs
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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