And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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