the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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