I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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