It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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