So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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