they need to just BURY HIM!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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