Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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