Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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