i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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