Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
