Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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