The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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