I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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