Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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