i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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