ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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