But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
