This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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