Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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