And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
