maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We got so high we made milksteak
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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