Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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