Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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