Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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