There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
