worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So many bounce houses so little time
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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