i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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