dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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